Please, this is a given; they are the only bike worth owning and riding.

You wouldn't catch me dead on any of those American brands, I was raised on a BMW. I am going to die on a BMW (heart attack at a very old age).

I can't stand replacing the tires and changing the oil on my current ride, god only knows what I would do if I actually had a bike I had to work on...

Born and raised in Southern Indiana. I have about 50,000 miles under my belt on the current F-650 that I own. It's a 1997, sweet sweet ride...I understand your envy.

I work non-profit, I am remodelling a house, I train horses on the side and I love to instant message all day at work :p